Social Media Post - Parody Microsoft Office Product Graphic

A clean minimalist white-background promotional graphic styled like an official Microsoft product announcement. On the left, create a layered glossy 3D app icon cluster composed of 4 overlapping Office-style elements: a large blue rounded-square tile in front with a bold white capital letter P, an orange rounded-square tile behind it at the upper left with a pale cream pie chart symbol, a white document sheet in the center with a folded top-right corner colored blue plus 3 horizontal blue lines and a 3-bar blue chart near the bottom, and a green rounded-square spreadsheet tile behind on the right with a white grid. Use soft shadows, subtle reflections, smooth rounded corners, and a polished modern Fluent-design look. On the right, place the small gray word {argument name="brand text" default="Microsoft"} above a large rainbow-gradient product title reading {argument name="product name" default="Power harassment Ex"}, with the gradient shifting from orange and red through purple and blue into cyan. Keep the composition wide and balanced, with the icon group occupying the left third and the text occupying the right two-thirds, lots of negative space, crisp vector-like edges, and a slightly humorous fake-enterprise-software parody aesthetic.